Primary and Secondary Pint Glass
Primary and Secondary Pint Glass

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Our Price: $30.00

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THE Primary and Secondary Pint Glass. Yes, it is that awesome.

The Primary and Secondary staff constructs this Viking-worthy drinking vessel from the finest optical quality glass secretly procured from the Hubble Space Telescope. Our kilt clad craftsmen then fire and form the glass in our three thousand year old forge using dried mammoth dung. Our coven of scantily clad beer maidens then expertly etch each pint using a 1.21 gigawatt laser. This entire process is carbon neutral of course*.

The Primary and Secondary Pint Glass is beautifully adorned with the Primary and Secondary logo on the front and a detailed facsimile of the Roland Special on the back. The other version of the Pint Glass we have available is has a detailed facsimile of the Roland Special on the front and the Primary and Secondary logo on the back.

WARNING: Do not fill with a low quality beverage. Ever. Significant life events will occur if the end user chooses to violate this imperative. The negative effects of doing so include but are not limited to repossession of said drinking vessel, immediate revocation of your range privileges, or time on a supervised rehabilitative range work party for one of the angrier Primary and Secondary firearms trainers*.

*none of these statements are true

However, this is true: AT takes zero profits from the sale of these glasses. 100 percent of the net goes directly back to support the Primary and Secondary LLC network's operating costs.

These glasses are handled by the engraver so they will have finger prints, packing material residue etc. Wash or wash not before use, it is your digestive tract, your choice.

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