store.atarmor.com Toggle Search Account Checkout Cart INFO / PRO DEVELOPMENT AT Armor Brand Ambassador - Bill Blowers - Tap Rack Tactical Bill Blowers - Tap Rack Tactical News and Announcements Press Release - AT ARMOR AMPLIFIES HESCO PARTNERSHIP Press Release - AT ARMOR INTRODUCES NEW PLATE CARRIER SYSTEM Press Release - AT ARMOR INTRODUCES RETRO CARBINE PAINT KIT Professional and Self-Defense Articles Professional Development - Is Backpack Armor a Good Idea? Professional Development - Plate Armor 101 Professional Development - Plate Armor Selection Professional Development - Take Your Buddy Shooting! Professional Development - When is "Good Enough Gear" Good To Go? Recommended Websites & Forums Jase Winner Shooting Sports Armor Policy Shipping Rates and Policies Shipping Insurance PLATE ARMOR SAPI and SHOOTER CUT TORSO PLATES SIDE PLATES AND TRAUMA PLATES SOFT ARMOR BALCS AND CONCEALMENT CUT SOFT ARMOR PLATE BACKERS AND SIDE PANELS CARRIERS PLATE AND ARMOR CARRIERS CARRIER ACCESSORIES PATCHES / APPAREL / SWAG Search site Submit search Nav Menu 2 Nav Menu 3 Nav Menu 4 Nav Menu 5 Nav Menu 6 Nav Menu 7 Nav Menu 8 Home > CARRIERS > PATCHES / APPAREL / SWAG > Primary and Secondary Brown Water Glass Our Price: $20.00 Stock Status:(Out of Stock) Qty: Email me when Back-In-Stock Description Primary and Secondary Brown Water Glass. Slowly, she began to remove... oh wait, wrong publication. Sorry fellas. The Primary and Secondary Brown Water Glass is made entirely of a propritery blend of rare earth minerals and compounds, primarily SiO2 and Unobtanium (Fu). We carefully add our patent pending semi-permeable film of Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen to ensure that your beverage is not ravaged by the sun or the cosmic rays from the moon. We have also found our NanoFilm (NoFo) and has the added benefit of providing that oh so subtle smoky flavor to the contents of the glass. Full disclosure - our involuntary taste testers have reported flavors akin to hydraulic fluid, beet juice, and burro wee. After further discussion (some had to be discussed harder than others) they have now happily reported the infused flavor as a unanimous "smoky!".*We make no warranties written or implied for this item. If turned upright it tends to hold liquid at a consistent rate, but other than that it is on you. We have discovered secondary uses for the Primary and Secondary Brown Water Glass that may be of use to some. When 100mph taped together (we call this "Sentinel Style") they make an outstanding pair of binoculars capable of observing sun spots during the sunniest of days.** When carried in each hand by an end user screeching "DONT SHOOT, IT'S ME!" the glass also acts as positive IFF (available in party packs of 100 for those larger teams). The Brown Water Glass also makes an excellent glass-breaker when thrown at a brick wall.* Primary and Secondary logo on one side only. *none of these statements are true** DO NOT do this. It is a sad state of affairs that we actually have to state itHowever, this is true: AT takes zero profits from the sale of these glasses. 100 percent of the net goes directly back to support the Primary and Secondary LLC network's operating costs. These glasses are handled by the engraver so they will have finger prints, packing residue etc. Wash or don't wash, your choice. I'm not going to put my laws on your body. It is your colon, do with it what you will. Related Items Primary and Secondary LLC Network Patch - PVC Primary and Secondary LLC Spacegun Patch - PVC US Flag, Multicam US Flag, IR Reflective, Reverse Our Price: $17.00 Our Price: $17.00 Our Price: $5.29 Our Price: $18.95 US Flag, Multicam, Reverse AT Armor Thin Blue Line SAPI Patch AT Low Pro Hat US Flag, Thin Blue Line, PVC Our Price: $5.29 Our Price: $10.00 Our Price: $17.76 Our Price: $6.00 Share your knowledge of this product. Be the first to write a review »